Well, before you start buttering yourself up for a nice shave, Here's an Awesome Tee to put on first.
The Scene / Theme of the design:
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[Newman is seated at the counter at Monks, mumbling to himself.]
Newman: Butter. Kramer. Butter. Kramer.
The waitress brings a roasted turkey out on a tray. Newman hallucinates Kramer's head on the turkey - - - - Kramer/turkey (waving wing): Hey buddy.
Newman screams and runs out of Monks.
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*This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
**This isn't some cheap square shirt. This is a high-quality ring-spun cotton shirt with side seams and a slight shape to it. This is the shirt you'll wear with jeans and it'll look awesome. We make shirts that WE want to wear too.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
Hey Buddy! Cosmo Kramer Turkey, Newman, The Butter Shave, Funny Seinfeld Gifts
The Scene / Theme of the design:
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[Newman is seated at the counter at Monks, mumbling to himself.]
Newman: Butter. Kramer. Butter. Kramer.
The waitress brings a roasted turkey out on a tray. Newman hallucinates Kramer's head on the turkey - - - - Kramer/turkey (waving wing): Hey buddy.
Newman screams and runs out of Monks.
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*This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
**This isn't some cheap square shirt. This is a high-quality ring-spun cotton shirt with side seams and a slight shape to it. This is the shirt you'll wear with jeans and it'll look awesome. We make shirts that WE want to wear too.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
Hey Buddy! Cosmo Kramer Turkey, Newman, The Butter Shave, Funny Seinfeld Gifts
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Length (cm) | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 84 | 86 |
| Width (cm) | 42 | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 |