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High quality T-Shirt with high definition printed design!
Hey! Happy Festivus, everyone! Hee, hee, hee!
...... It's a Festivus miracle!
*This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
**This isn't some cheap square shirt. This is a high-quality ring-spun cotton shirt with side seams and a slight shape to it. This is the shirt you'll wear with jeans and it'll look awesome. We make shirts that WE want to wear too.
• High quality T-shirt with high definition printed design!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
Handling and Shipping
Processing time
1–4 Business days
Shipping time
USA 2-5 Business days
Canada 5-11 Business days
Europe 3-11 Business days
Australia 7-15 Business days
Rest of the world 10-20 Business days
FESTIVUS
Origins of Festivus: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized there had to be another way!
Festivus Tree: Instead, there's a pole. It requires not decoration. I find tinsel distracting.
Festivus airing of grievances : At the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and you tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year.
Festivus feats of strength: Until you pin me, George, Festivus is not over!
Theme of the design around the line: Welcome, new comers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it! You, Kruger. My son tells me your company stinks!
Hope you love it,
-Adam
Hey! Happy Festivus, everyone! Hee, hee, hee!
...... It's a Festivus miracle!
*This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
**This isn't some cheap square shirt. This is a high-quality ring-spun cotton shirt with side seams and a slight shape to it. This is the shirt you'll wear with jeans and it'll look awesome. We make shirts that WE want to wear too.
• High quality T-shirt with high definition printed design!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
Handling and Shipping
Processing time
1–4 Business days
Shipping time
USA 2-5 Business days
Canada 5-11 Business days
Europe 3-11 Business days
Australia 7-15 Business days
Rest of the world 10-20 Business days
FESTIVUS
Origins of Festivus: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized there had to be another way!
Festivus Tree: Instead, there's a pole. It requires not decoration. I find tinsel distracting.
Festivus airing of grievances : At the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and you tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year.
Festivus feats of strength: Until you pin me, George, Festivus is not over!
Theme of the design around the line: Welcome, new comers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it! You, Kruger. My son tells me your company stinks!
Hope you love it,
-Adam
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Length (cm) | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 84 | 86 |
| Width (cm) | 42 | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 |