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Your satisfaction is our priority! We offer high quality t-shirts with high definition printed design!
Your satisfaction is 100% guaranteed! If a product is ever less than completely satisfying, you get a full refund.
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Hey! Happy Festivus, everyone! Hee, hee, hee! ...... It's a Festivus miracle!
Festivus for the rest of us ∣ Frank Costanza Unisex T-Shirt
*You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it's still soft and comfy. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
**This isn't some cheap square shirt. This is a high-quality ring-spun cotton shirt with side seams and a slight shape to it. This is the shirt you'll wear with jeans and it'll look awesome. We make shirts that WE want to wear too.
• 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
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Handling and Shipping
Processing time
1–5 Business days
Shipping time
USA 2-5 Business days
Canada 5-11 Business days
Europe 3-11 Business days
Australia 7-15 Business days
Rest of the world 10-20 Business days
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FESTIVUS
Origins of Festivus: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized there had to be another way!
Festivus Tree: Instead, there's a pole. It requires not decoration. I find tinsel distracting.
Festivus airing of grievances : At the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and you tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year.
Festivus feats of strength: Until you pin me, George, Festivus is not over!
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Theme of the design around the line: Welcome, new comers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it! You, Kruger. My son tells me your company stinks!
Hope you love it,
-Adam
Your satisfaction is our priority! We offer high quality t-shirts with high definition printed design!
Your satisfaction is 100% guaranteed! If a product is ever less than completely satisfying, you get a full refund.
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Hey! Happy Festivus, everyone! Hee, hee, hee! ...... It's a Festivus miracle!
Festivus for the rest of us ∣ Frank Costanza Unisex T-Shirt
*You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it's still soft and comfy. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
**This isn't some cheap square shirt. This is a high-quality ring-spun cotton shirt with side seams and a slight shape to it. This is the shirt you'll wear with jeans and it'll look awesome. We make shirts that WE want to wear too.
• 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
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Handling and Shipping
Processing time
1–5 Business days
Shipping time
USA 2-5 Business days
Canada 5-11 Business days
Europe 3-11 Business days
Australia 7-15 Business days
Rest of the world 10-20 Business days
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FESTIVUS
Origins of Festivus: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized there had to be another way!
Festivus Tree: Instead, there's a pole. It requires not decoration. I find tinsel distracting.
Festivus airing of grievances : At the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and you tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year.
Festivus feats of strength: Until you pin me, George, Festivus is not over!
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Theme of the design around the line: Welcome, new comers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it! You, Kruger. My son tells me your company stinks!
Hope you love it,
-Adam
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (cm) | 71 | 74 | 77 | 79 | 83 | 85 |
| Width (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |