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The Assman Beach Towel's in town!
Soak up the sunny rays in style with a stunning beach towel. The soft and vibrant top feels pleasing to the touch while the firm textured backing helps prevent slipping and unwanted folding. Perfect for any beach, poolside, or lounging occasion. The Assman Beach Towel, The Ultimate Gift For Any Assman!
• 30”x60” Beach Towel
• One Sided Print
• High definition printed design
• 360GSM 30% Polyester/70% Cotton
• Lightweight
• Quick Drying
• Soft Surface
• Wash/Dry on Gentle Cycle
• Avoid Bleach and Other Whiteners
Handling and Shipping
Processing time
1–5 Business days
Shipping time
USA 3-5 Business days
Canada 6-13 Business days
Europe 3-13 Business days
Rest of the world 10-20 Business days
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