ASSMAN Throw Blanket
ASSMAN Throw Blanket
ASSMAN Throw Blanket

ASSMAN Throw Blanket

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The Assman Blanket's in town!
Do you feel that your home is missing an eye-catching, yet practical design element? Solve this problem with this unbelievably fluffy and warm throw blanket - this high quality cozy soft silk blanket is impossible to leave behind, wherever one might go. The perfect size for snuggling on the couch, by the fireplace or at outdoor events. The Assman Blanket, The Ultimate Gift For Any Assman!

•Extremely soft and warm
•High quality soft silk touch fabric
• High definition printed design
• 100% polyester
• Printing on one side
• White reverse side
• Machine-washable
•Dimensions; Length: 60 Inches; Width: 50 Inches

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1–5 Business days

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USA 2-5 Business days
Canada 5-11 Business days
Europe 3-11 Business days
Australia 7-15 Business days
Rest of the world 10-20 Business days

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