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Festivus for the rest of us ∣ Frank Costanza Unisex Sweatshirt
Festivus for the rest of us ∣ Frank Costanza Unisex Sweatshirt
Festivus for the rest of us ∣ Frank Costanza Unisex Sweatshirt
Festivus for the rest of us ∣ Frank Costanza Unisex Sweatshirt
Festivus for the rest of us ∣ Frank Costanza Unisex Sweatshirt
Festivus for the rest of us ∣ Frank Costanza Unisex Sweatshirt

Festivus for the rest of us ∣ Frank Costanza Unisex Sweatshirt

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Festivus for the rest of us sweatshirt!

Hey! Happy Festivus, everyone! Hee, hee, hee!
...... It's a Festivus miracle!

A sturdy and warm unisex sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months, not only that the perfect sweatshirt to celebrate Festivus or get for a Seinfeld bud.
A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that's made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit with no center crease
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Handling and Shipping

Processing time
1–5 Business days

Shipping time
USA 2-5 Business days
Canada 5-11 Business days
Europe 3-11 Business days
Australia 7-15 Business days
Rest of the world 10-20 Business days

FESTIVUS

Origins of Festivus: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized there had to be another way!

Festivus Tree: Instead, there's a pole. It requires not decoration. I find tinsel distracting.

Festivus airing of grievances : At the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and you tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year.

Festivus feats of strength: Until you pin me, George, Festivus is not over!

Theme of the design around the line: Welcome, new comers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it! You, Kruger. My son tells me your company stinks!

Hope you love it,
-Adam
Seingrams

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 20 22 24 26 28 30 32 34
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (cm) 69 71 74 76 79 81 84 86
Width (cm) 51 56 61 66 71 76 81 86