My wife is a slut T-Shirt
My wife is a slut T-Shirt
My wife is a slut T-Shirt
My wife is a slut T-Shirt

My wife is a slut T-Shirt

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My wife is a slut I Pig at a complain department I Kramer Quote Unisex T-shirt

*You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

**This isn't some cheap square shirt. This is a high-quality ring-spun cotton shirt with side seams and a slight shape to it. This is the shirt you'll wear with jeans and it'll look awesome. We make shirts that WE want to wear too.

• High quality T-shirt with high definition printed design!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

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The Scene from the Cartoon Episode 

Elaine: Just read it!
Jerry: (glances at it) Pretty good.
Elaine: Pretty good? Well uh! This is a gem . Kramer look it....(Kramer stays silent).....What? It's funny.
Jerry: It's a pig at a complain department.
Elaine: And he's saying " I wish I was taller" ha ha. See? that's his complaint.
Jerry: I get it.
Elaine: Do you!!!.. because that's not a normal complaint.
Jerry: How 'bout if it was something like " I can't find my receipt my place's a sty.
Elaine: Everything with you has to be so .. jokey.
Jerry: I'm a comedian.
Elaine: I wish I was taller, that's, that's, that's nice. that's real.
Jerry: Well I got a complaint. This cartoon stinks.
Elaine: I'll tell you who doesn't think it stinks , The New Yorker. that's right. They're publishing it in their next issue. Oh! you know what I just ran into Newman in the hall and he said you tried to grope Sally Weaver.
Jerry: oh! that's it I'm gonna put an end to this. (Picks up a phone and dials Sally's number. Kramer taps on a sheet of paper that he gives to Elaine to read.)
Elaine: The pig says "my wife is a slut."
Jerry: Now that's a complaint.

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (Worldwide) (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (Worldwide) (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
Length (East Asia) (inches) 26 ⅜ 27 ½ 28 ¾ 29 ½ 30 ¼
Width (East Asia) (inches) 18 ½ 19 ¾ 20 ⅞ 22 23 ¼
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (Worldwide) (cm) 71 74 77 79 83 85
Width (Worldwide) (cm) 46 51 56 61 66 71
Length (East Asia) (cm) 67 70 73 75 77 0
Width (East Asia) (cm) 47 50 53 56 59 0