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Your satisfaction is 100% guaranteed! If a product is ever less than completely satisfying, you get a full refund.
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The Chinese Restaurant Unisex T-shirt
*This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
**This isn't some cheap square shirt. This is a high-quality ring-spun cotton shirt with side seams and a slight shape to it. This is the shirt you'll wear with jeans and it'll look awesome. We make shirts that WE want to wear too.
• High quality T-shirt with high definition printed design!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
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Handling and Shipping
Processing time
1–5 Business days
Shipping time
USA 2-5 Business days
Canada 5-11 Business days
Europe 3-11 Business days
Australia 3-8 Business days
Rest of the world 10-20 Business days
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The Chinese Restaurant I Seinfeld
Jerry, George and Elaine decide to eat dinner without a reservation at a Chinese restaurant before seeing Plan 9 From Outer Space. Jerry lied to his uncle, saying he could not make it to dinner, to go see the film. The maître d' named Bruce repeatedly tells them they will receive a table in "5, 10 minutes". George is nervous about his girlfriend Tatiana, whom he left during sexual intercourse because he needed to use a bathroom and thought hers was too close to her bedroom to provide enough privacy. He tries to call her, as she has agreed to talk to him, but a man is using the public phone and ignores George. Jerry notices a woman he's met before, but cannot remember her name.
A bored Jerry dares Elaine to take an egg roll from someone's plate and eat it, offering her $50 if she does so. Elaine approaches a table with an elderly couple and tells them that her friends would give her $50 to eat one of their egg rolls, and she is willing to give them $25 of it. As she softly speaks the offer without moving her lips, and the diners are hard of hearing, they fail to comprehend her. She simply walks away and fails to collect on the wager. George becomes frustrated when other patrons monopolize the phone. When he is finally able to call Tatiana, the answering machine answers his call and George leaves a message. Tatiana calls the restaurant to reach George, but the maitre d' calls "Cartwright" instead of "Costanza". The mysterious woman encounters Jerry, and Jerry remembers she works with his uncle. Realizing that he has been caught out, he decides that he might as well call his uncle and have dinner with him after all. George and Elaine agree to leave. The maitre d' calls their party as soon as they have left.
Quotes
"You know it's not fair that people are seated first come, first served; it should be based on who's hungriest." - Elaine
"You know we're living in a society; we're supposed to act in a civilized way!" - George
"Just a movie? You don't understand. This isn't plans 1 through 8 from outer space. This is Plan 9! This is the one that worked, the worst movie ever made!" - Jerry
"The women's movement just can't seem to make any progress in the world of bribery, can they?" - Jerry
"I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?" - Jerry
George: "She called, he yelled 'Cartwright'; I missed her."
Jerry: "Who's Cartwright?"
George: "...I'm Cartwright..."
Jerry: "You're not Cartwri.."
George: "OF COURSE I'M NOT CARTWRIGHT!"
Your satisfaction is our priority! We offer high quality t-shirts with high definition printed design!
Your satisfaction is 100% guaranteed! If a product is ever less than completely satisfying, you get a full refund.
--------
The Chinese Restaurant Unisex T-shirt
*This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
**This isn't some cheap square shirt. This is a high-quality ring-spun cotton shirt with side seams and a slight shape to it. This is the shirt you'll wear with jeans and it'll look awesome. We make shirts that WE want to wear too.
• High quality T-shirt with high definition printed design!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
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Handling and Shipping
Processing time
1–5 Business days
Shipping time
USA 2-5 Business days
Canada 5-11 Business days
Europe 3-11 Business days
Australia 3-8 Business days
Rest of the world 10-20 Business days
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The Chinese Restaurant I Seinfeld
Jerry, George and Elaine decide to eat dinner without a reservation at a Chinese restaurant before seeing Plan 9 From Outer Space. Jerry lied to his uncle, saying he could not make it to dinner, to go see the film. The maître d' named Bruce repeatedly tells them they will receive a table in "5, 10 minutes". George is nervous about his girlfriend Tatiana, whom he left during sexual intercourse because he needed to use a bathroom and thought hers was too close to her bedroom to provide enough privacy. He tries to call her, as she has agreed to talk to him, but a man is using the public phone and ignores George. Jerry notices a woman he's met before, but cannot remember her name.
A bored Jerry dares Elaine to take an egg roll from someone's plate and eat it, offering her $50 if she does so. Elaine approaches a table with an elderly couple and tells them that her friends would give her $50 to eat one of their egg rolls, and she is willing to give them $25 of it. As she softly speaks the offer without moving her lips, and the diners are hard of hearing, they fail to comprehend her. She simply walks away and fails to collect on the wager. George becomes frustrated when other patrons monopolize the phone. When he is finally able to call Tatiana, the answering machine answers his call and George leaves a message. Tatiana calls the restaurant to reach George, but the maitre d' calls "Cartwright" instead of "Costanza". The mysterious woman encounters Jerry, and Jerry remembers she works with his uncle. Realizing that he has been caught out, he decides that he might as well call his uncle and have dinner with him after all. George and Elaine agree to leave. The maitre d' calls their party as soon as they have left.
Quotes
"You know it's not fair that people are seated first come, first served; it should be based on who's hungriest." - Elaine
"You know we're living in a society; we're supposed to act in a civilized way!" - George
"Just a movie? You don't understand. This isn't plans 1 through 8 from outer space. This is Plan 9! This is the one that worked, the worst movie ever made!" - Jerry
"The women's movement just can't seem to make any progress in the world of bribery, can they?" - Jerry
"I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?" - Jerry
George: "She called, he yelled 'Cartwright'; I missed her."
Jerry: "Who's Cartwright?"
George: "...I'm Cartwright..."
Jerry: "You're not Cartwri.."
George: "OF COURSE I'M NOT CARTWRIGHT!"
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (cm) | 71 | 74 | 77 | 79 | 83 | 85 |
| Width (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |